Sometimes when I say call me when you’re free, it basically means call me right now. 🥴

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I thought this pretty much is what it means

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Yeah but they already told me they’re watching a movie.

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It could have been an email.

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Why would you email your guy? 🤔

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Dating or talking?

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Both 🤔

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YES

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I thought this was in a work context and was like "rude" but it sounds like it's about your bf/gf in which case i agree 🥴

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