The downside of being a transactional attorney is that you usually have to play nice with OC.

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Nah, gaslight OC so when they are in front of their client they seem to be off tilt and you appear more reasonable. Then get the satisfaction of watching them get reigned in and die on the inside. 😂 😆 😝

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