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Pros and cons of being a punjabi!!

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Corona to baad v je parents nu ithe laike awaan tan maximum time ohh 6 months hi reh sakde
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Ki karan?

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ਜਦੋਂ ਜੁਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਤੁਰ ਗਿਆ ਖੁਦਾ ਬਣ ਕੇ

- ਡਾ. ਸੁਰਜੀਤ ਸਿੰਘ ਪਾਤਰ

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