Koi Michigan waale Punjabi hai ithe kya?

Hi All,

I have offer from Accenture with 15.5 LPA with 21percent VPA including 3.25 L variable pay. The pay is for Level 10 and domain is SAP, YOE is 4.6. So what is the pay range for Level 10 and I do have counter offer so can I negotiate further with Accenture.

Any Range Rover Velar owners/leaseholders here?

Would love to hear about the good, bad and ugly. TIA 😊🙏 Also about whether you own or lease it.

Looking to get in touch with a Porsche dealer but don’t have any contacts. Has anyone bought one from someone they’d recommend?

Random, but valid/persistent thought.

After 2 years of a pandemic and working independently for many years, I am not feeling interviews AT ALL. There are points in the interview where I want to just say "Look! Either hire me or don't".

How can I get over this feeling? I'm over the whole "stand in the line of fire to prove how good I am" bs. Any recommendations for getting over this or possible industries to pivot into to avoid bs interview processes and ghosting?

Has anyone here done the trans-Catalina trail?

Is there any PG/ FLAT available in Pune (Hinjewadi phase 3) location or nearby it. (For Male)
My company is Capgemini.
Please respond quickly.

Lol a client just emailed saying they want to sign a $1.5bn deal (we are sell side) not at some point before or by, but rather ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

What the hell is wrong with people?

Can someone refer me for PwC India or Deloitte India Bhubaneswar location for QA(Manual and Automation).
I have more than 4 years of experience and looking to change.. 🙏

It's my starting year year at KPMG Global with 10.5 months till this September . I was eligible for this year's hike . Got a 2 rating. Will my hike percentage / bonus be comparatively less than the folks who have more than years of experience with 2 rating ?

Hi there, I'm looking into expanding my skillet as a Software Engineer (web dev).

Well, which programming languages or frameworks are on-demand to learn for a high-paying web dev job?

 I heard a commercial on the radio for Verizon that said something to the effect that parents are now learning how to lesson plan. Are any of you off the hook for lesson planning? Just wondering because I’m over here busting my butt!

my powerpoint KEEPS CRASHING. it is so frustrating!!! i’m tried restarting the app, my computer - the control panel right click “change” trick ….. every time, it starts acting up again. i’ve lost so much work, time and energy fighting with my computer! please send your best tips!!

37/F/ATL - is this thing still on?? Lol

For the 1st time in my career, I have it all: at an agency I respect, with CDs I like, on a brief with potential.

I have no excuse. But my ideas just aren’t as good as the other teams’. What do I do?

Just started at the firm a month and half ago and snapshots are already happening soon. How important are they? I’ve had pretty low utilization, so I’m kinda nervous as an experienced hire

What is the protocol with talking with recruiters? I'm not pre se looking to move right now but if something with more money and flexibility regarding location opens up then I'm not opposed.

Is it wrong to talk to them about possible opportunities?

I’m really down in the dumps lately about how god-awful my CD is. Can you please share about the best CDs you’ve had and what made them great? Would love to know there’s hope our there.

Can anyone provide some insight on what comp is for entry level in audit? TIA

Is it just me or my fellow Punjabi’s are missing visiting Gurdwara too, to pay respect and see fellow punjabis?

Happy hour for Desi but distressed and overly happy souls this evening at 6:00 pm EST, 05/01/2020. Meeting invite below

ਜਦੋਂ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਸੀ ਹਾਣਦਾ ਸੀ ਸਾਂਵਲਾ ਜਿਹਾ
ਜਦੋਂ ਜੁਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਤੁਰ ਗਿਆ ਖੁਦਾ ਬਣ ਕੇ

- ਡਾ. ਸੁਰਜੀਤ ਸਿੰਘ ਪਾਤਰ

PIND DA MUNDA OYEEE HOY HOY

Koi Michigan wala punjabi hai ithe?

Hello ji sab nu
Recently Punjab ho ke aaye haan
Boht wadiya laggeya
🙏🙏

OH CHAK LEE down to start a FIRE Punjabi song thread on this bish what y’all think

How many punjabi consultants you see or meet in your day to day work life? If you have to assign a % what it would be?

Do we have image problem due to Bollywood. New Indian colleague used 'Paaji' 10 times in 1 minute conversation plus expecting me to laugh at anything useless🙄
Finally said her - Hey, I have a name 🥴

Pareshan kyunki parents kalle India wich
Corona to baad v je parents nu ithe laike awaan tan maximum time ohh 6 months hi reh sakde
Samajh ni aa reha ke ki kita jaawe

Wapis jaun da man karda eh sab soch ke but you know how it is

Ki karan?

To my Sikh friends - from where do you buy your turban ... I normally get them from India but wanted to check if they are available in US or Canada?