Why the world needs consultants…. To stop people following their own ideas like this. Common sense is not so common.

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Maybe rebrand it as “Serial Killer Fashion?”

The Hannibal Lecter line?

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This has to be a joke

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You can have your relatives skin cut off and framed too.

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It’s for tattoo preservation

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I wear the teeth of my victims in a string around my neck

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If I sold that work it would be market validation

2 months of work to tell them it’s not a good idea

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Me to Police: they punched me.
Police: punch you? Looks like they somehow bit you with just 3 molars!?

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Hella Victorian

It is a legit thing that showed up on fb feed

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