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She fell in love with a consultant and now has foundational knowledge across multiple industries and topics but no deeper level understand of anything specific 🥺😰

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This...this is why we're letting you go before bonuses. Instead of answering pls fix you worked on this

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And it turns out the size of the deck really did matter

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This is my favorite! 😃

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... got left on “read” because he was getting chewed out by his partner at 3am for not having done the right analysis even though he did the exact analysis his partner told him he should... he hasn’t slept in three days, please send help

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She fell in love with a consultant and asked him to marry him and he responded with “it depends”

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… and he responded with “is that MECE?”

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She fell in love with a consultant and later realized the delivery execution experience didn’t match the sales pitch…

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She fell in love with a consultant and got a 20 slide deck about the efficacy of their match.

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…and ended up having endless conversations about Marriott points

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She felt in love with a consultant and then realized he was just staff aug.

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She fell in love with a consultant and got conned and insulted.

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She fell in love with a consultant and they exited to another woman

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She fell in love with a consultant and she got counseled out

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She woke up and her kidneys were gone

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And she was left in the appendix

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…and realized that Big 4 doesn’t bring in the dough

She fell in love with a consultant and got counseled out...

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