working with someone extra serious about this job just sucks. sarcastic jokes is the only way i can stay sane and they’re just not about that life smh

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This job is literally saving lives. We make sure the capital markets stay thriving through the inorganic growth that M&A brings. We are our clients most trusted advisors and there is absolutely no room for the smallest of errors. This is not a job where any tom foolery can be tolerated, let alone sarcastic jokes. Please get serious, get those normalization adjustments correct and those cash proofs tied out. I don’t want to have to say this again.

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I feel you.

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Only care as much as you get paid. This industry thrives on insecure people who need validation from their job.

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They probably think the same of you

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