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Woke up at 8
Back to back calls
No, no no, no… no

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I call this haiku, “Consultant’s Lament”

My experience
Not needed, instead only
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The sun ain't up yet..
I'm talking to the offshore team
My toddler screaming "mama" and pulling me somewhere

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