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This is pretty normal for early stage startups. And they are right, it just wasn't a good fit. Not sure why they needed to post about though.

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Literally every successful tech company that is now a multibillion-dollar business operated this way at some point when it was in startup growth mode. There are degrees, sure, but acting like brand name success stories happen without some of this is naive.

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this is not the flex they think it is

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This post screams stay far away from

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It is heros like this that makes the dream possible and by dreams, I really mean a nightmare of cliches preached megalomaniacal evangelist. Barf.

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Read: I own you and thats all you need to know about startups

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Folks, one doubt..... I was hired as a senior consultant in dec 2021. I did not nominated for grade change till now. Will they automatically consider me for grade change or do I have to expicitely talk about it with PC ? Also if grade is changed, how is the impact on salary considering the parity check ? Right now I am at 25 lakhs with 8.3 years of experience.

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Walk in /virtual interviews

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What would be your advice to someone looking to join law enforcement?

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Idli Sambar with a twist of mutton 😁

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Does oracle oci provide cab service?

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I was interviewed for a major tech player in the hospitality industry, had 2 interviews which for the first one the recruiter was late, and didn't confirm the interview while I emaild her to make sure I do have an interview. When she attended she said that there was no point of responding my email as we are meeting anyway. Later on I had 2nd interview with the hiring manager. After 45 minutes she said they will let me know...

2 months later and I am still waiting...

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Me. Every single day. Since I started practicing.

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Deloitte recruiter reach out on a role I’m not interested in but instead I would like to be consider for another role at Deloitte will it hurt to tell them that? What are the chances to be considered

Nice try Accenture.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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98 almost 99k base salary in San Diego, CA not including the bonuses or OT… is this too low or reasonable?

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Outside counsel has been prepping company witnesses for a trial in August. It is my subject area so I am supervising outside counsel. I did not, however, choose the counsel. He is doing a really awful job. Co counsel is better, but not great either. Higher ups love the firm… I do not want to micromanage, but I have genuine concerns about outside counsel’s ability to try this case. Trials are rare, and I just don’t think these guys have actually tried many cases. Cont. below…

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Stay at Hilton Head and visit Savannah or stay at Savannah and visit Hilton Head amongst other places??

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New Delta Marriott deal - 2 miles per $1 spent. Anyone switching to earn miles?

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What’s Accenture’s S&C bonuses like usually?

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Hi Fishes, I got offer from IQVIA and Legato. Which is better in terms of quality of projects, job security and wlb?

IQVIA offers 1.5L more fixed pay and 1.5 L Variable Pay.

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I currently work as a optician, referral coordinator and optometry technician. Busting my butt off wearing all 3 hats and I get paid $20 an hour… I don’t think this is a fare wage considering I’m doing the job of 3 people. I want to negotiate a higher wage any tips of what I should ask for?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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This is how I feel!!!

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Nice try Accenture.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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