I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Am I posting this meme format ironically or not, or do I even care. Maybe it’s come all the way back around. Regardless, OP is right… the cringe is coming.

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And the big balloons that say CPA

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About to graduate and the partner told me to post on LinkedIn but I refuse because all my classmates are posting their “I’m proud to announce I am joining xyz mediocre firm”🤣

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Congratulations! I mean that genuinely.

But no, don’t do it to yourself. You might end up getting roasted in this bowl😂😂

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Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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