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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Am I posting this meme format ironically or not, or do I even care. Maybe it’s come all the way back around. Regardless, OP is right… the cringe is coming.

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And the big balloons that say CPA

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About to graduate and the partner told me to post on LinkedIn but I refuse because all my classmates are posting their “I’m proud to announce I am joining xyz mediocre firm”🤣

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Congratulations! I mean that genuinely.

But no, don’t do it to yourself. You might end up getting roasted in this bowl😂😂

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Does natwest has Cab service in Chennai location? Can anyone confirm? Newco Infosys Accenture Tata Consultancy

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Any 🐠 working in Montreal or have worked there before? Thinking of relocating from Toronto and curious to hear about the type of work being done / how the consulting community is over there.

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Trying to get a second job does anyone know how this works. It says part time but the schedules looks full time some help please. Thanks

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Rising Star

Does oracle has a office at Kolkata ? My current location is banglore , can I change my base location to Kolkata ?

If yes , what's the process ?

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After 3 years of freelancing, I just landed my first in-house journalist job!! I’m so happy!

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Debating when to have the first baby… would you say having a baby is totally worth it ? Worth all the struggles and sacrifices? Or should I wait an extra year just to save more money and enjoy life now without the extra sacrifices… (female 27 & want to have 2 kids)

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I got an offer for deloitte Pune doj 20 june ?? Anyone reporting there on 20th ? And are we having dlaunch event in Pune office idk what should I choose virtual onboarding or physical at Pune location? HR is also irresponsible she don’t even know bs bolri h office jana pdega and I’m hearing there is no space and she’s telling me they’re not gonna deliver laptop to home? Please rply

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What Band can I expect if total years of experience is 12-14 yrs @ HCL technologies HCL Technologies

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Anyone heard of AQR capital management, Bangalore?
Whats your thoughts on this company. Glassdoor reviews are mostly from outside India.

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Do legato provide onsite opportunities?

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What are benefits we get when we join Nokia Noida office in sec 62. I have got an offer from Nokia.

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works at PwC

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EY folks, where do you go to see the engagements you are scheduled on, team you are on, overall schedule and team members etc. I know retain is used, but I cannot seem to log in. How do you get to scheduling ?

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Left Big4 last year for industry and don’t think industry is meant for me. How are things in IAM/PAM space across the Big4 and others? Know market is hot so what salaries can one expect for M 6YOE MCOL city. Deloitte EY Accenture PwC KPMG Booz Allen Hamilton

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I lead our SOC practice for a US mid tier cpa/consulting firm. I've been losing a lot of deals due to lower cost / boutique vendors who are partnered with these SOC automation platforms (Vanta, Laika, etc.). Have any of you used these tools for the audit and what has your experience been like? Thanks

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Mentor

West coast Open EA roles

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Conversation Starter

People who absolutely HAVE to live in Manhattan amuse me lol

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Good lord this open space is insufferable

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works at Fidelity Investments

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Hey fishes, any idea about hybrid work model in Fidelity Investments ?? India

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works at Facebook (Meta)

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If you want to grow your own career and discuss hot topics with industry experts you can now join our community CareerHub on Discord https://discord.gg/nufMhngwQW

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Although Amazon has instituted a hiring freeze and layoffs are probably on their way, I went through the loop for a security engineer position at AWS. Before I attended the final interviews, Amazon placed the hiring freeze and called me to ask if I wanted to go ahead or cancel my application. I decided do go ahead Right now I'm waiting for their response and the position I applied to changed from "under consideration" to "no longer under consideration". Thoughts?

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Enthusiast

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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LinkedIn has to end

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Visual Storyteller

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Visual Storyteller

First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

Am I posting this meme format ironically or not, or do I even care. Maybe it’s come all the way back around. Regardless, OP is right… the cringe is coming.

And the big balloons that say CPA

About to graduate and the partner told me to post on LinkedIn but I refuse because all my classmates are posting their “I’m proud to announce I am joining xyz mediocre firm”🤣

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