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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Never heard of this guy, but he’s still chugging along! Surprised he hasn’t gone LinkedIn viral yet

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He babbled about "THE INTERNET" and "DIGITAL" to big companies and agencies, using Wikipedia buzzwords & peddling fear of the unknown, before CEOs/CCOs/CSO's knew anything about ANY of that stuff. And he had a "cool smart guy" (to dumb Americans) accent, "creative" Elton John glasses & wild wardrobe, and dreads, which completed the fraudster starter kit straight off the mannequin. Prob made a a$$load of money outright fooling people, but the world has caught up to him.

His shark-jumping moment was on the wrecking ball a la Miley. Google "Shingy wrecking ball" Pure unintentional hilarity.

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cringe trophy!

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Didn't last too long at Verizon I see.

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Single 🐟 joining business school in the fall... is dating within your class/cohort considered bad practice?

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Anyone know about what "Business Review" status mean ?

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What’s the difference between DDB and DDB Adam & eve?

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String of banana’s 🍌

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Completed HR round 10 days ago but no offer or updates yet. Still.showing in process. Is the delay due to Easter holidays?

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How often do you go out for lunch vs. eat at your desk?

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My wireless headphones broke, accidentally stepped on them. Looking for new ones. Any suggestions??

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Is coinbase remote or in office?

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Hi guys. Is EFA (Engagement Financial Advisor) under enabling areas coming to kolkata? TIA

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H1b big 4 folks. What database are you using to check if we will make it for H1B new wage level application?

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Partners, At IBM we have Band 8, 9, 10 (AP). If the three banded people were to apply for an opportunity in BIG 4, what levels will they typically be slotted?

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Looking to jump from the US to the Middle East and was wondering which firms are currently on a hiring spree? Any tips in targeting roles and getting my resume looked at?

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Hi All - anyone working in the swiss market here?

Looking for some insights of different firms there in terms of Comp., WLB but also brand within Health&Pharma would be useful

Thanks!

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Hi Fishesh

Which one will be good to join for SAP technical consultant having 5.6yr experience?

Deloitte USI: 20 lpa fixed, 10% variable, 3lakh JB
Bristalcone, client: SAP Labs: 22 LPA fixed, 10% variable and 1 lakh JB.

I had worked with SAP Labs, work culture and Work life balance is good but I am not sure about Deloitte usi. Someone please help me

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Has anyone interviewed for Microsoft CSCP ( Cloud supply chain)
If yes, Do they ask DSA as a part of their interview process?

Microsoft

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1st year SPED teacher here, If you had $700 to spend on your classroom what would you get?? I don't know what I am missing out on. :)

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How much we can ask for 10+years guy? Company is giving less 90k

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I want to make tons of money to be able to have freedom of time for service. The recovery community is my main gig. What types of service do you enjoy and why?
What is your WHY! Please share?

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I've been working at the same advertising agency for seven years. My boss just quit to join the competition. Thinking of following her, does anyone have experience switching companies like this?

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Thoughts on more aggressively paying down mortgage vs investing? I don’t have any real debt outside my mortgage & currently have 180k in my 401k, insurance policy & invest in a 529 for my daughter’s

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I bet someone will try to post this seriously some day

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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This is so cute! I almost forgot I was on LinkedIn and not Facebook..

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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It's the "loves this" for me

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This is either adorable or cringe. Can’t decide.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Bruh! Read the bullets under work experiences (there's 9 of them). 😂 Guy's a meme! https://www.linkedin.com/in/richard-sasse-3804731aa

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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