peak linkedin brain

This is… not helpful to those of us who work at least hybrid if not fully remote and actually WORK during the day. Just shitty framing.

New cringe unlocked, “delulu”?!?!😒😒
Seriously, why?!?!

This was the “last straw” post for me with this person. Fluff your tail feathers? Ugh. Disconnected.

I swear LinkedIn outlawing selfies would decrease non-work-related content by at least 25%

I get YOU might not be a horrible boss, but in a world of class warfare and less than livable wages, it makes sense there would be a large gap between employees and managers. You sound like you’re out of touch, complaining about how we don’t see your side. It made me legit cringe, especially in the comments where people were acting like you should give your everything to a job.

“Yeah yeah, poor employees. But lest not we forget the corporation!!”

Kid was just charged with insider trading, but does everything with integrity lol

can someone pls tell me why this role isn’t just called Talent Partner or Recruiter

Met this dude once and he is EXACTLY like this post.

Todays Joke.

I'm wayyyy too cool to post on LinkedIn because only un-self-aware a-holes post on LinkedIn and plus I'm grinding and hustling and Gary Vee'ing too much to post on LinkedIn even if I wanted to post on LinkedIn....but here's a post on LinkedIn anyway.

TIL that when you apply to a role through LinkedIn it automatically makes you a follower of that company on the platform, which gives companies an excellent reason to post and repost jobs that may or may not actually exist. I feel silly for not knowing this previously!

God LinkedIn is the worst. The whole platform just sucks.

“Keep showing up for yourself…” with a giant picture of me.

Zynga Games advertising a Chicago job where you have to commute to Austin Texas. Don’t worry, it’s hybrid though so it’s not every day

Just get over your bad self….

No, that’s a cold case

🙄 #humblebrag

PSA: Stop posting children on LI

Netflix really outdoing themselves this time

Thanks Ian, but I don’t think I will “link up.”

Now we need to use GitHub everyday to get a job 💀

I feel badly for folks desperate enough to post like this, but also…how tone deaf is it for people in recruiting to complain about the EXACT SAME PROCESSES THEY’VE TORTURED EVERYONE WITH FOR GOING ON 3 DECADES. I’ve been…
- ghosted after many interviews
- made to do a free project that was used for profit after I didn’t get the job
- stood up by recruiters (after they asked for time)
- asked to do 11 interviews for one job
- retyped resume into 100s of ATSs
- lowballed w/salary offers

Shoutout to Netflix for their helpful salary ranges

Answer to the question "How many hashtags on a LI post is too many?"

This. This is too many.

57 years of experience required. Hiring managers are are so deluded

Way to turn a national tragedy into content marketing…

If this doesn’t show just how disconnected LinkedIn has become from reality, idk what does.

Wait, what?