I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

funnylike
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

There’s no dog in the story?

funny

I imagine it wasn’t easy to drive a bus barefoot all day.

like

I would never get on a bus driven by someone wearing soaked pajamas.

Related Posts

ISO woman’s watch for smaller wrists — under 2k-what would you buy?

like

Hii! Anyone from Coimbatore looking to avail the summertime meal for this month ?! :)

like

Anybody work in-house in adult entertainment? Not interested professionally, but genuinely curious what that work experience is like, or how you transition between roles and companies.

like

I’ve spent more time digging through TB/GL lines in FDD (over year experience) than I did in audit…. This is glorified audit

likesmart

Do you know what is the worst and heart burning job in this IT world????

Being a HR earning peanuts and giving every Tom ,Dick and Harry 20 plus offer letters .....need to know actual HRs opinion on this ?

likefunnyuplifting
like

Hello All,
Is anyone joined CBA recently. Is the onboarding will be virtual or have to visit office?

like

My data-driven advertising agency is looking to hire for Campaign Analyst role. This is not a strategy or creative role - definitely more technical. Located in Dallas, TX and any years of experience welcome. Anyone interested or know anyone interested?

like

What is the current compensation band for Salesforce Developers/Architect with 10 YOE?

like

Hi all,
What would be the right salary for salesforce developer with 2.6 years of experience

like

What is the average salary for a controller data analyst role in industry?

like

Is working at a local 1-2 office firm where you do tax, audit, and bookkeeping more interesting than just sticking to audit or tax?

like

I was promoted to manager 1 last year. What is the % hike i can expect this year. What is the salary range of managers? Service line : tech consulting

like

Bain & Company What is the likelihood of getting an offer at MBB consulting firms as a GCC National with Western education? Job is in Riyadh. Are the chances higher than elsewhere?Boston Consulting Group Bain & Company McKinsey & Company

like

Hi
I am working in Amazon from June 2020 as L3 HR Generalist. My current CTC is 5.2 LPA. I have a post graduation degree in English.
I was wondering if doing an MBA distance course from Symbiosis would help me get a better position and salary?
Can anyone please suggest? If not symbiosis then can I choose any other University for doing the MBA?

Hi fishes, I attempted an interview for software engineer post at Amdocs. I cleared the first round of interview and later contacted the recruiter for the same. The recruiter replied by saying they will let me know once panel will be available.

It’s been around 2 weeks I haven’t heard from the recruiter.

Can anyone guide me and help me with the same?
Amdocs

like

Has anyone working tech for a bank been laid off yet? Tech layoffs all over the media but no one is talking about developers at banks (who make up 1/3 of headcount in some cases)

like

Filed itr on 21st june, any idea when i can get the return

like

Are there any search firms that specialize in placing tax associates?

like

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Oh god no.. 🫣

Post Photo
funnylike

This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

Post Photo
likesmart

Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

Post Photo
likefunny

Incoming multi-tier cringe

Post Photo
likefunny

There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

like

Not Linkedin but also cringe

Post Photo
funnylikeuplifting

Not sure work that doesn’t feel like work includes when I feel pushed to my limits. Thanks for showing how out of touch you are by pushing for longer working hours though…

Post Photo
likefunny

First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

Post Photo
like

LinkedIn has to end

Post Photo
funnylike

This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

Post Photo
likefunny

Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

Post Photo
funnylike

I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

Post Photo
funnylike

I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

Post Photo
funny

Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

Post Photo
likefunny

In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

Post Photo
likefunny

They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

Post Photo
like

And now.. let me take a selfie!

Post Photo
funnylike

Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

Post Photo
funnylike

It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

like

Oh lawd gimmie the strength

Post Photo
funnylikeuplifting

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal