Can we have lame ass funny jokes and anecdotes to laugh pls.. I desperately want to smile and for a minute forget my reality and just be happy

Entering my 15th week unstaffed for the year. Does Deloitte do layoffs for low utilization? Mine is around 60%

Hie fishes
I recently joined nagarro
I am under one project code but not assigned to any project
Is that means I am in bench or project
Is that count for bench period

Has the process of releasing offer letter slowed down recently? Is anyone else waiting for the offer letter ?

Thinking about getting a fitness tracker, like a Fitbit, anyone have any recommendations? Want to spend under $100, but willing to spend a bit more if it’s really worth it.

Is the SAP practice in India at PWC any good?

Hi All ,

Is anyone working in Fujitsu as associate technical service engineer ? I was interviewed for Azure & windows admin profile but the designation mentioned as Infrastructure Associate technical service engineer . I'm wondering if this is okay ?

Thanks,
Nagarjun

Hello!
I’m a student majoring in Software Engineering. I’m starting my third year in a few months and have an internship where I’m learning more about working with an actual team on real-world projects. However, I feel like I need to do more to stand out and have a stronger software background. Anyone have any tips or suggestions for what I should do on my own time to strengthen my skills?

Hi guys,
Do we need to carry printed affidavit stating no criminal offence notarized on stamp paper on joining date of TCS ?

Alright gents, quick opinion how valuable is a WMCP & Chfc designation

Currently finishing off my finance degree wondering if it’s worth it before achieving a CFP & CFA

More context I aim for more roles in wealth & assets management or commercial / institutional investments either states side or Latin American, speaking Spanish Portuguese. 

Hi folks. Going to join Thoughtworks as a senior consultant soon.

Want to ask so they give any goodies to new joinee? Or even to existing employees? If yes, what do they give? Excited to know these little details.

Yoe : 8
Ctc: 29

Hello

I've been interviewed by @Amazon on 8th July and even after multiple follow up emails, there's no update. Any suggestions?

Hi guys. Has anyone attended the @Autodesk frontend interview? How was your experience?

Differing views at firm...do you wipe existing amortization in acc/dil or is your intangible write up in addition to existing? I always believed the latter.

31 F based in Chicago. Does anyone want to talk?

Ritz or JW in Cancun?

Hi guys! Looking to learn about real estate investing! I am a senior in college graduating with a degree in finance so I understand certain aspects, but am looking to learn more on my own about real estate specifically!

What books would you recommend I read?

When did FedEx, UPS, and the likes stoping ringing your doorbell when they’ve delivered a package? I’m mean we’re all home. (Note: I’ve noticed this before COVID).

Just learned that we (family account) have still been paying for Netflix's DVD service, in addition to the streaming service. Last DVD rental? 2015.

🤦‍♂️

I'm gonna miss mid-afternoon naps when this is over. Today I slept from 2:30-4:30 and went back online like nothing happened. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

I was complaining about wfh initially since it was right in the middle of busy season. But now since things have slowed down and I'm working 40 hour weeks, I don't want to go back 😫

Can everyone share something happy? I feel like I’m going to explode

Employer gave me some money to spend on headphones. Should I get Airpod Pros? I have the Jabra Elite 65ts that are great for working out and block out a lot of noise. Not a fan of the regular airpods, but the in-ear/noise cancelling of the pros intrigues me

How do you balance work and fun?

Do any real people actually want schools to reopen as it stands now? Im hearing so much about it but it feels like a weird disconnected political thing and not a live humans with kids thing.
*Obv the goal is to get covid under control so kids can go back safely, this is assuming infection rates stay steady or continue to climb

Is it just me, or are things getting gritty here?

Where is this confessions bowl people keep mentioning?

Anyone have an insight or advice about taking on freelance projects while receiving unemployment? I don't want to loose the income I will receive form UE for taking on a small project

Someone works at or with PwC Experience Center?

please please please take COVID seriously. A man who taught me and supported me for many years died yesterday from it and I had to watch him get buried today, it sucks so much.

How to be good at Sales and have a charismatic personality?
Any words of wisdom? Any great books to read? Any other recommendations?

Has anyone ever outsourced a portion of their own work and passed it off as their own? I would love to hear some stories...

Does receiving a ‘Does Not Meet Expectations’ on year-end review with no other next steps - In this environment - basically mean I’m on the chopping block? Should I start job hunting?

Do you put pop tarts in the toaster or the microwave?

As things start to reopen, please be patient with your servers. Expect longer wait times for most things that require customer service

Is the amazon application status of active vs archived (not in consideration) accurate?