Can we have lame ass funny jokes and anecdotes to laugh pls.. I desperately want to smile and for a minute forget my reality and just be happy

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Yesterday was the first time my dog stepped back in the dog park in over 2.5 months. He has been recovering from surgery and we have been sheltering in place.
He spent lockdown with a cantankerous fat cat as his only friend. Hearing the words “dog park” and seeing us grab some gear sparked such joy and emotion that he lost his damn mind in the apartment before we even left and almost knocked me over.
It was so much fun to watch (from a distance with a mask) him play with some dogs off leash and to be able to run again. He reunited with a few old canine companions and ended making a new friend who shared his love of wrestling.
It sounds trite- but this was a big win for me. My dude is a sweet GSD mix, but I was worried about whether lockdown would impact his socialization or somehow negatively impact him. I’m thrilled it hasn’t. Also convinced the recipe to afternoon happiness is sunshine and a dog’s unbridled joy.

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Awww sa1.. that’s so beautiful and warm❤️
Loved it. Hope your dog is doing good now health wise and recovered fully.
hope you have many many more happy fun times with your dog 😊

There are plenty more where those came from!

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Thanks AD1.. you are such a sweetheart😊

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Everybody needs to be loved!

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I don't have jokes but I have dumb pictures I hope it helps 🖤

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Yup, that’s the point!

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You all are awesome amazing people ❤️
Thank you for this and thank you for even caring to respond with jokes and stories and memes.
Thank you ❤️❤️

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My wife asked me if I was listening to her, what a strange way to start a conversation

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