Clark W Griswold is in all of us


Cat story 😻

The king 👑

I do 😂

I’ve never been more inspired in my life.

Online dating apps are a mess 🤢
Any single women like houses?
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Visual Storyteller
And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, díckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shít he is! Hallelujah! Holy shít! Where's the Tylenol?"
Chief
We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f—ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of a–holes this side of the nuthouse
Rising Star
Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?
Chief
Do most of the folks in here even know who Clark is? 😂
This is my dads fave movie we watch every Christmas
Chief
Preach
Conversation Starter
My biggest flex to this day is my Dad looking like Chevy Chase lmao, we quote the Griswolds DAILY 💀
Visual Storyteller
Oh boy, bet he likes to park close to the exit at theme parks too 😜