Clark W Griswold is in all of us

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And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, díckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shít he is! Hallelujah! Holy shít! Where's the Tylenol?"

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We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f—ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of a–holes this side of the nuthouse

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Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?

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Do most of the folks in here even know who Clark is? 😂

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This is my dads fave movie we watch every Christmas

Preach

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My biggest flex to this day is my Dad looking like Chevy Chase lmao, we quote the Griswolds DAILY 💀

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Oh boy, bet he likes to park close to the exit at theme parks too 😜

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