I’ve never been more inspired in my life.

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…in bed

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If I worked in a fortune cookie factory, I would slip in random doom predictions

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Meanwhile mine be like “will you love me if I were a worm? 🥺🥺🥺” such fortune, so wow

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… in bed.

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Fortune cookies never lie!

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M2, that's true... and... George Washington confessing to chopping down a cherry tree

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“Very possible” = “Probs not but you never know… who can really say?”

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