Happy Friday, your weekend will probably be spent working 🥹😂

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I mean, that is exactly what happened

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At one time I actually believed all this motivation sucking BS.

I can confirm this! Not exactly the same words. But pretty much the same context. Haha. You will question your life decisions every single day.

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Hi Fishies,

Which to join among these ?

Synechron or
Coforge.

Both are offering same CTC.

Any idea about job security in these organisation.

Synechron Inc. Coforge Coforge ltd

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Hi..what salary can be expected for this, pwc - ifs...ofro...have 2yrs of total exp...tier 3 college and job location is Bangalore.
TIA

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How common is it to have an investor in your company also be a customer? As a company should you bend backwards to accept a requirement that serves only the investor and no one else in your customer base?

Hey folks. Question for the majority of us still under the big 3 holding co’s...are raises a thing anymore? I’ve been at my (smaller) agency almost 5yrs and got one raise (a nice $12k bump) during that time—is that sufficient? Is one increase in that span normal? I also recognize being somewhere 5 years is rare these days. The honeymoon period at any agency seems to be 2.5—3yrs before bolting. Not complaining, just asking. Have y’all been getting raises/bumps in any kind of regular cycle? Thx.

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Anyone have advice on how to approach a re-applicant essay asking what you’ve done since you last applied? My only update is a promotion…

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Anyone have experience on a credit strategy fund especially a credit hedge fund? Do they recruit non bankers? I saw an interesting opp but I have very little relevant background with debt (consulting background)

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This is gonna sound stupid, but I’m honest - I can’t do math. Calculating a tip is as advanced as I get. Thank god for excel formulas and a math savvy husband. At the end of the day, I pay all the bills (I know- but I’m more organized) and make double his salary, what low stress effort (on my limited math capacity brain) can I do to increase wealth?

I feel like I should be doing more with extra money to help us financially, but I’m scared of having to study stocks and understand the numbers. 😖

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Hello Fishes, did you receive market correction of salary in October 2022 ? If so, what is the % correction ?

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Hi, I have 11 years if experience in Monitoring tools( BMC, Dynatrace, Splunk, ServiceNow AIOps etc.) in different roles(Tool admin, SME, Operations Lead, Consultant and Solution Architect).
Executed multiple implementation of tools at Customer place, performed many assessments and proposed service improvements.

Experienced in working at client places like Netherlands,Norway etc.

Currently I am lookin for an opportunity in Europe, please let me know if any.

Anyone hiring? I’m a PharmD looking to jump from consulting to the industry.

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I work at a surety agency and we would like to branch out into P/C commercial lines. Anyone know anything for sale? Or where to look?

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I love you Atlanta, GA. Respect.

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Hi all,
How much one should get for 6years of experience with Java backend with microservice and hibernate ?

How is the life and work culture in the exl?

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I need a good snaker plug in the Nova area.

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Do you think ikon/epic will offer partial refund due to covid closure?

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I'm working as a IT Service Desk Engineer with 3+Yoe.
Looking for job change.
I'm confused should I look for IT service desk jobs? Is there any growth in IT Service Desk Job. Or should I learn anything else for job change?

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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Hi Fishes,

Can someone please suggest a decent 2BHK in Bangalore for family, preferably in Gated society.

Max Rent: 30-32k
Move in Date: Feb - May 2023
No pets
Areas: HSR, Sarjapur, Kadubeesanhalli, Devarabisanahalli

Do companies sometimes offer "gifts of appreciation" if you're not selected for a merit increase? My manager randomly called me to let me know I was chosen for the "gift" this year bc of my "hard work & dedication", except now I'm learning other colleagues are receiving actual merits.
I mean it's possible that I may receive a merit, but I feel like I won't considering my manager never brought it up & the dept update made it sound like those receiving it should know by now.
More details below ⬇️

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