A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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We both have eyes and a nose! I thought it made sense to connect!

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I don’t have any time to be involved in an MLM scheme :(

No YOU hang up. In this case it's more like, "no YOU start a substantial conversation. "

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Then you never communicate with each other ever again.

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Ever. They become a faceless statistic to keep me above 500+ connections.

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Same here!!😉

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