I can’t stand our open office so every day I go to the bathroom and hide out for 15 minutes of sanity/checking my apps so people can’t see me “not doing work” in public.

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I take five min naps in the bathroom. Giant toilet paper holder is a perfect headrest. I just need to close my eyes and be left alone for a bit.

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I’ve never been less productive than in an open office. And everyone sits in the bathroom doing the same thing pretending they are playing poop chicken

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Power move: take a nap on a couch

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Sameeeee. Or I go to another floor and hide in a phone room for hours at a time

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I used to do this too. I would hide upstairs in conference rooms to work but then my boss started getting weird about ir

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