I got this very weird message from an unknown number saying ‘Soften’. What does it even mean?

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

verb
1.make or become less hard

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More mysterious than my alert that my Amazon account has been suspended and I need to click this sketchy link to make things better

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Reply with “moisten”

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Are you making cookies? Or planning to make them with someone with an unknown number?

Maybe they're just reminding you to soften the 🧈

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Making harsh comments on Fishbowl lately? Someone is stalking you 😜

This is just adding to my anxiety 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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Do you have any issues with bowl movement?

This took a turn.

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DM me. I subscribed to an app. I will reverse look up and share the details

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I got one that just said "Relax". I already deleted it, but I wish I would've kept it now lol

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