I’m not telling my best family friends about the mega million - billion - ticket I just bought.

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I told my wife there’s a billion jackpot. My wife said she’s going out for grocery. I told her to buy a ticket. She came back telling me she didn’t buy it.

I think she’s not telling me about the ticket. 😱

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Divorce papers filed.

I am telling them!!!

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I’m not telling my family either lol

I am not telling them either!

You know you can buy tickets online? At least in my state…

They’re watching the announcement because they didn’t tell you about their tickets either.

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