I have a joke about H1Bs, but it is RFEd

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I have a joke on green card, but i will tell you after 150 years.

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I have a joke about the green card wait for backlogged... but it’s endless.

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Considering how funny it is it will get to Intent to Deny and then rejected for good.

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Apparently you don’t even get intent to deny anymore. They just deny you without a chance to respond 😒

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Same situation here lol

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I can’t tell you if it is a good one because my lawyer won’t tell me

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😂😂😂😩😩😭😭😭

I have a joke about H1b but it needs evidence.

I have a H-1B joke, but I can tell you only if it’s picked in lottery!

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