I know this might be the wrong bowl, but I have to share this weird dream I had last night. In the dream, I was working at Deloitte (I've never worked there; my previous role was with PwC). They were rolling out a new policy where, if a serious error was discovered, they would calculate the calories consumed by each team member. Anyone who consumed more than double the recommended amount for their BMI would have to pay the fines. My team was all in agreement, but I was outraged.

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