I need a job that pays well that doesn’t require using my brain all of the damn time my brain is tired 🫣

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Secretary of Defense?

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He said he doesn't want to use his brain all the time, he didn't say NEVER.

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Try only fans

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Move to account.

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So then move to Media Supervisor.

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McDonald’s

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We picked the wrong line of work 😭

Lots of great answers here. Influencer?

Dept of education 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Get a shovel, dig a ditch.

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