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It wasn’t $1M for this deck. It was $1M for the 500 other concepts the client rejected. This deck exists purely to convince client executives that the client team running the work got their money’s worth. $1M is a pittance for logo redesign work at the scale of Pepsi.

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It's actually cheap which is why they landed up with a small t-shirt on the stomach of a fat boy.

This deck is an absolute masterclass in BS. I’m actually in awe.

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I’m telling you, this kind of fever dream hubris is full-stop inspiring

It’s actually a solid deck for its purpose

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Probably works for the target audience since marketing folks are usually high

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Made by people under the influence of mushrooms and presented to people under the influence of mushrooms.

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Can’t be real

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I’d love to see recent marketing presentations from Bud Lite. Firing your core customer base is always a bold move.

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Who do you think drinks Bud Lite?

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BREATHTAKING

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This looks like for “forward back” ethos for transformation

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