“My calendar is up to date” = I don’t have time to help you with your bullshit

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Lol for me “my calendar is up to date” normally is a subtly snarky way to respond to someone internal who emailed me and said “send me a list of times you’re available"

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I don’t know. I’ve dealt with a lot of calendars that were not up to date and a heads up on whether they were or not when setting up the meeting would have saved me a lot of trouble rescheduling

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