she's a 10 but excel thinks she's an October

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Excel is a sicko

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Give TB4accountant or sophie credit for this joke.

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@M1, Have you stopped to consider that perhaps TB4accountant is the plagiarisor? 🧐 @OP may have created the one-liner well before they posted it on fishbowl.

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This genuinely made me laugh.

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Can someone explain?

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It's a joke about Excel using numbers as a date format when you want it to be a number.

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I needed this laugh today, thank you ❤️

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