Might jump right in and enroll in very expensive bjj classes today. Any F 🐠 already practicing? Advice/words of encouragement for a newbie?

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I fell out of my seat thinking there are bj classes now

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Seems Brazilian jiu-jitsu. That’s what Google says

Relax your jaw, don’t be scared to mess up your makeup

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The tongue is very important to the process as well.

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Why expensive? Like how much?

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