I am drunk. AMA

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Hi drunk 👋🏼, I’m dad

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A1 No, We love to do a show

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How are you Chief?

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I ask that a lot about other things in life. Maybe it is the size of my cajones?!

post selfie for us to judge

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bust it is, then shots it is, picture of shot or party foul 😤

So when we making bad decisions together?

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33F!

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The lord blessed me with those. I also like them and cannot lie.

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What does ama mean? I keep seeing it

means ask me anything

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How often are you drunk?

What are you drinking?

Also writers tear scotch.

Sorry never said I was classy. Just a 33 year old female up to no good. 🤷‍♀️

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What’s the best / worst idea you have right now being drunk?

Yolo KPMG…the good news is you can wait to regret that decision 18 years later, besides practice makes perfect and I am sure husband would agree.

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Come over bb

I’m lazy

What does your retirement portfolio look like?

Omg. Wow. I am speechless. Glad justice prevailed for you all.

How much does KPMG pay you?

More than I’m worth —- in my opinion. I’m a Lead Consultant making more than other managers in the big 4.

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Do u like big boobs?

Yes, and she cannot lie

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Same here. Except a dress don’t fit because boobs are too big everywhere else fit.

Tried the fashion tape method but hell - sometimes that doesn’t work

I said I wanted a tummy tuck and a breast reduction and my husband looked at me like I was possessed. I think a breast reduction would be grounds for a divorce.

I’ve had both. No regrets.

Me too

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I am a construction project manager and have managed very high end 40,000 + custom estate projects. I am looking to do residential development projects as well but need a finance partner. If anyone is interested in partnering for projects please contact me. Projects would be self-performed without the need for a GC and various soft costs.

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Any ideas for a gym bag that can also be used for laptop? Don’t want to carry two bags but also want something that looks professional

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Mεntal mαth in iηtervieωs. Thoughts, tips, rants, grievances?

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Family Law Software? Pros and cons?

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Hi everyone! Any ideas on how to attract more candidates for a labour job in a rural area?

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Hi Fishes,
Timesheet needs to be filled from the DOJ?

Probably true for all of us

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Hi, i have 9 years of experience. i got offer from Tech Mahindra, Spotcheck and TietoEvry. Package is almost same in all the companies. Please say which is good in work life balance and job security

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Anyone build a house in NVA? We're planning to move to a bigger house in a couple of years and building is an option if it's not too expensive. Anyone got any builders or $/sq ft info? Thanks!

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Hi, I had two job offers for AP Accountant / Senior Specialist post offering 85k - 87k. Could you please advise if this is a good package? My current employer is offering a much lower amount. Thanks!

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Any insights on bonus & hike ? By considering recession/inflation.

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Hello - decade old question. ..

Medium fish in a medium pond.. or small fish in a big pond?

29M. Have had plenty of success within my current organisation. I feel like I'm over-staying in my organisation .. clocking close to 7 years under my belt.

But if I were to make a move .. it'd be ground zero all again


Help.

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Not sure what to think about the political Super Bowl ads (Bloomberg, Trump). Don’t think either one is going to persuade the undecided. What’s the purpose- to reach the widest audience possible?

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That feeling when your old firm was racist and didn’t offer parental leave and is now putting on a show of how woke and family friendly they are. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Hi, Is it good to join Salesforce for Technical Consultant role (YOE - 3.2 years) ?
I checked with few of my connections, they saying I will be mostly allocated to Salesforce industries (Vlocity) project. Please suggest about the team structure and work life balance for this role.
and also in future, is it possible to apply for IJP in Salesforce ?

Please provide your thoughts on this.
Thanks

Salesforce

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Can’t. Stop. Shopping!
What are some things that you splurged on during WFH?

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Hi guys, Is there any clue when Pepsico GBS Hyderabad office will be reopened? Or will there be completely WFH this year? And incase of relocation, how much is the relocation bonus?

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Additional Posts in Confession

Here’s to everyone who learned what Liberia looks like today.

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I am goi g to secretly buy some acreage in the woods somewhere and not tell my family. I am then going to put a 750sq ft cabin on it. One day I will go there and no one will know where I am. They’ll think I’ve disappeared or died or something.

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Do you think Putin will blow up the world just because of his ego?

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Ah the wait while the background check clears, I don’t feel like working. Thoughts on things to do!?

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What word knocked you out of a spelling bee when you were younger that still haunts you? I’ll start: raisin. I spelled it r-a-i-s-o-n.

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Work sucks and I just wanna cuddle 🥺

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Bored as heck in my relationship. We barley talk. Don’t do anything together, just watch TV every night and on weekends…. What do you do with ur partner? Do y’all even have anything to talk about? I hope this isn’t how a long term relationship is supposed to be I cannot spend another 50 years doing this

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My back hurts so I’ve been laying on the floor looking at Fishbowl all day instead of doing my job.

Anyone have any good office chair recos for sedentary potatoes that wfh?

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If even Kim K couldn’t hold Pete down (Aka make him fit his life around her schedule) what hope is there for other older women with younger men…

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My friend’s dad was a firefighter during 9/11 who died very young because of lung cancer. He was one of those who were denied coverage. She was just having a really hard time this week. Her boss knows this and told her last Friday with a straight face that she’s sulking. Some of these VC people man.

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Might jump right in and enroll in very expensive bjj classes today. Any F 🐠 already practicing? Advice/words of encouragement for a newbie?

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Can I ask a cop to stay outside my door if I feel threatened at home?

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Steak dinner at a nice restaurant...or Chinese takeout tonight? Solo for both...

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One morning after a night out, I woke up in a stupor and believed it to be Saturday when it was actually Friday.. Only later in the weekend did I realize that I had completely missed work Friday, didn’t log in or talk to anybody.

When I came back to work on Monday and began to assess damage, my manager / team acted like nothing had happened and my team lead was OOO so they didn’t notice. No meetings were scheduled but expected to be fired/screwed, will always worship that Manager and team

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So much work, so little time😭

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I don’t hire people who bring up their support for the GOP in interviews. It makes me worried about their critical thinking skills, and their ability to be professional in front of clients.

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Chick Fil A is 🔥🔥 but in certain circles/cities it’s a bummer that some label this as the same as being homophobic.

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Why aren't adulterers tried in court as a form of custodial voyeurism? How are there no legal consequences whatsoever, when there used to be a death penalty? Did you know US Military members are held fully accountable and it's illegal for them? Why should the rest of society be any different?

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Anyone else have really selfish thoughts sometimes and then feel very guilty about it? Just me?

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What’s the best advice you’ve ever received? Life or career wise

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