“Thanks to me, everyone who bought Kraft Mac n’ Cheese in the last 5 years will get a 50¢ off coupon and my managing partner will get a third Bentley”

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It’s the little things

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Good for that lawyer. If s/he gets a third Bentley out of this, s/he deserves it.

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🤦‍♂️ try reading it again

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Now I want mac n cheese

Better pencil in at least 4 minutes

LOL. It's the little things that matters I guess.

OMG. Hahah. This is hilarious.

That Florida woman gives a whole new meaning to work smarter not harder. I bet every company had their products' qualities improved just to please this woman.

Imagine studying for half of your life just to represent a woman for the Kraft Mac n Cheese lawsuit! I mean, nothing wrong with it but imagine. This made me rethink every single thing in my life.

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Maybe just maybe I chose the wrong profession 😆

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Aren't all partners bullies? 😆 🤔

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From an Instagram story I just saw.

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First year problems

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When the partner laughs, I laugh.

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No offence but 😂😂

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The ultimate question.

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To Do
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