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8 is my natural pose

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9

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There’s no other way but 7

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But why would you even go to office let alone give notice?

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Good point
10: stay at home not going to the office

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7

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That pose reminds me of white lotus season 1

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6 and 9 obviously

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I would probably keep working and not tell anyone until I got bored of keeping the secret

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This is how I’ll be waiting:

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