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Hi Fishes, Can anyone refer me JPMorgan Chase . I have job id with me

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Hello! I work in change management and am assigned to an IT POM transformation. I’m still in my fact finding/change readiness analysis phase, but struggling with the senior leadership team. Does anyone have any lesson learned or best practices in eliciting feed back from senior leaders? think SVP and above? I thought about focus groups, but their time is limited. Also, survey response rate tends to be low for these guys. Any ideas???

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a Designer

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How do agencies decide how much to bill clients? How much is their retention usually?

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works at Guidehouse

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What is the appropriate amount of time to follow up with a company after they've verbally told you they would be giving you an offer? I don't want to look desperate as I know that's not great for salary negotiation but it's been a week and I really want to follow up!

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Hi sharks,
I recently got a offer from Kyndrl . But location is Banglore .Will they give Chennai location or WFH in negotiation. Please advise as my joining date is near.

Kyndryl Inc.

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an Associate

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Kasowitz Benson - what is your opinion of them?

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works at EY

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Got the letter.

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a Senior Manager

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Summer break is killing me, need a Sunday Race day.

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works at PwC

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Sometimes when two memes collide, the results are annoying. (Sourced from the grams).

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works at Nagarro

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Is someone working for cdphp health insurance client in atos? I am going to join in next few days Atos as consultant.

How is the work life balance, increments,job security.

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works at KPMG

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Anyone know Deloitte core business group in Deloitte consulting LLP?

Salary range, business outlook of this group amid layoffs and green card initiation timeline?

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a Founder and CEO

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Anyone have insight into the Microsoft Office of Responsible AI job postings? Three different titles and one has been reposted for six months. Are they looking for a real person or some sentient AI 🙃?

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a Junior WEB Developer

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My client’s site got hacked yesterday. I didn’t see any actual signs of impending attack. But knowing how little we do for cyber security when building a site, I knew we must have been vulnerable in some way. I’ve tried pushing for more cybersecurity measures in the last year, but being a Jr, I don’t know a lot about it. My manager had brushed it off as something that would be nice to look into if [insert excuses not to here]. Can’t push it off any longer. I’m afraid heads are gonna roll.Advice?

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works at EY

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Hello

What is notice period for EY GDS? (60/90 days)

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a Software Engineer

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🚀How much salary range for VP - K grade in bnym ( Bank of New York Mellon) technology department? Skills - Java microservices Expr - 13+ yr

@bny Mellon technology

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works at Deloitte

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Just raised my first snapshot.
We can't see the review?

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works at KPMG

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What's the payscale range for Learning managers in India?

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works at EY

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What are some volunteering you all do in Philly?

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an Executive Assistant

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I finished up with final interviews on Monday. Is it a bad sign that I’m still waiting to hear back today? Don’t companies typically reach out almost immediately with an offer if they choose you?

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a Senior Analyst

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could i dm someone to criticize/suggest feedback on my resume? i’d like to believe i have good experience but unsure why im not receiving any bites

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works at Deloitte

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Every partner that I work with

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works at McKinsey & Company

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Visual Storyteller

Are you not entertained?

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works at Accenture

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I don’t understand the words that are coming out of your mouth....

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a Managing Director

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Happy Wednesday. It is Wednesday right?

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works at Deloitte

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Making Asses Clean Again

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works at PwC

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Sometimes it is not...

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a Junior Consultant

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Consulting be like

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works at KPMG

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Enthusiast

Money doesn’t buy love but it helps to cry comfortably 🥴

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works at Accenture

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Kinda feel the same way when writing a business proposal, then defending it.

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a Business Analyst

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When you get comfortable enough with your teammates to make jokes and they don't know how to feel about it

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a Consultant

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This is not a meme

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a Consultant

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When you keep delaying that deliverable you promised last week......

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works at Accenture

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Rising Star

Coding in college vs. coding with consultants

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works at EY

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What are the chances this was a #PLSFIX ?

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a Consultant

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Do it, I dare you. 😑

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a Manager

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KPMG stop posting uncropped screenshots 😒

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a Venture Capital Associate

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Visual Storyteller

Canadian and EU workers justifying 30-50% lower compensation figures for similar work and higher taxes by trashing on US healthcare and social issues

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works at EY

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If you’re that chill consultant, thank you for keeping all of us sane. #plzdontquitbeforeme

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