What are big law horror stories that you have heard or experienced in the last 2 years?

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Congrats on making partner!!!

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JK. Not much has happened in the past 2 years. In 2020 I downed half a bottle of Tanqueray by myself on a Wednesday and I couldn’t work at all on Thursday because I was so hungover

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Kirkland recruiters being overly aggressive to hire due to workload. Yea, not jumping ship for that.

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Is 85K base salary a fair offer for an MS&T Process engineer at Moderna or Takeda in Massachusetts? I have 2 YOE in process development and need help evaluating an offer. Based on Glassdoor salary insights it seems some people are getting above 90K?

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I’m quitting my job tomorrow morning. I don’t have a new job lined up. I’m scared, but also excited? I’ve felt under utilized for months, and haven’t had a promotion after two years. I never take risks like this, but life is too short. Is this a bad choice?

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If someone gives you 2 hours of work and you have 2 days to do it. How long are you taking to turn the work in? 🤔

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