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Happy Friday fishes!
Looking for an informational chat re: Intel’s Agency Inside. Anyone from the crew here?

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What are "paper pushers" called nowadays?

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Anyone hear of positive things from the Siegfried Group? Their recruiters have been relentless and want me to join. The pay is good, but I’ve heard some bad things about working there.

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Can anybody provide any insights about citibank project in @Synechron. How is the work life balance here?

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Hi Sharks,
Pls suggest me between these companies…..
Tech M- 15 LPA Cognizant-15 LPA Mindtree-14 LPA Technology-AEM Developer Yoe-3.2 yrs current ctc in tcs-4 LPA

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If there's anyone trying to pivot over to a machine learning or computer vision type role feel free to message me! Also happy to help with robotics roles or just software engineering in general.

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I’ve been in sales for nearly 3 years doing alright and all of a sudden I have developed an anxiety towards sales that has made my job unbearable in the last few months.
I haven’t made any major mistakes that triggered this, I just gradually developed so much self doubt.

Like I spend way too long overthinking my phrasing in communication lately…

Has anyone else experienced this?
Any advice on how to get through this?

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What are some questions you always ask during your interview? I feel like I need to be asking more.

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How to reduce stress? Provide real workable solutions please. Don’t copy paste google stuff!

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Anyone have luck getting a Z06 allocation?

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Hi, just wondering how much maternity leave Janssen and Merk offer? GSK will be offering 18 weeks starting in 2023, wondering how other companies in the area compare. Also curious if there is a minimum amount of time you need to work before the benefits kick in?

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PE firms with the best WLB?

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Hi Friends,

I have total 11 years of experience in IT (Enterprise applications:Oracle Weblogic) and 4 years in DevOps, Git, Google Cloud, Terraform, Docker, Kubernetes. Currently working with Accenture India. I have been trying for almost a month in LinkedIn (applying for jobs as directly messaging recruiters) for opportunities in London, however not getting any positive response/interview calls.

If anyone working in UK can refer me in their organization, would be really helpful

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Thankfully I had 4A. The dude across the aisle to my right was not so lucky. The entire flight he was the recipient of Susan's MLM pitch

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Recommendations for bachelor party destinations aside from Costa Rica and Mexico City. Preferably under 5 hour flight time from Atlanta outside the US.

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Thoughts on AdEx ?

Advice for trying to go in house or client side? Recruiters don’t have many of these positions...

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Any thoughts on Latham in London? Considering a move out of MC and hear they are very strong at Finance. Also any insight into base pay bracket for 2PQE?

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I don’t feel sorry for FAANG / Big tech workers They ll be ok right ? Haha

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Why tf would anyone eat NyQuil flavored chicken?! It’s horrible tasting as a med has to be worse as a marinade. 🤢

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What do you do when the people you thought you could count on for help, actually don't help?

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I started at a company 4 months ago. Remote position. Didn’t receive equipment or access until 2 months in. Boss rarely hits me up. No training or projects. Other than 1 report I send daily, I am sitting all day, waiting. Big company. Pretty sure I was a diversity hire and in comparison to my peers, under-qualified. I’m blessed bc salary is great and remote role, but not challenged and if ever a lay off - I’d for sure be on list. I can do personal things and side hustle, but what would you do?

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If your GF is interested in a 3some, what are your thoughts on that? 🤭

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In an attempt to be healthier, I built a permanent standing desk. Now, once every couple hours my Apple Watch reminds me “it’s time to stand up” and I feel superior to all those chair sitters out there.

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Growing up was rough. On my 8th birthday my dad had an accident that led to this death a few days later. He was a good man who took care of us all (I had 3 siblings now 2; lost 1 few years ago). I'm in a good place in life right now I only find myself in the last 5years shedding a tear once a while when I'm alone. It startles me because I was a tough kid who didn't cry and just soaked it all in and rolled with it. I'm almost 40 and can't explain what's happening with these tears.

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Being vegetarian was a huge misteak

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Getting over heartbreak and having a full time job is torture lol. My boyfriend and I just broke up after almost a year of being together. It was such a beautiful relationship but ultimately he just didn’t love me. I love him so much. My mind knows that I deserve reciprocal love and I’m worthy, but I feel physically ill. My body hurts, my stomach is in knots, my head hurts. How is it that I have to mend a broken heart but also meet my billable hours lmao

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I'm a light sleeper who cares too much about the people around me, but I've got a flight to London next Friday from 7pm NYC time to 7am UK time, and I'd really like to master sleeping on a plane just this once and not be in jet lag hell for the entire day after I land. I'll be in premium economy in an aisle seat. I usually take melatonin before bed and sleep on my side. Does anyone have suggestions for an OTC sleeping pill or pillow that actually works, or other advice for sleeping on a plane?

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Work sucks and I just wanna cuddle 🥺

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Hi tgif everyone I am from Singapore and I am looking out for remote job opportunities i have over 12 years experience in banking and digital marketing business development I looking for referral if someone here can help me thank you

This creepy that I have in the office!! Talking to himself wth!!

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BCG > Bain or Bain > BCG?

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I recommended a candidate for hire to a manager that reports directly to me. This person is a perfect match, but wanted the manager to obviously recommend. It has to be a fit. The manager just told me my recommendation is not her top pick. I feel frustrated because as much as we talk about the position, I wonder if we are mot aligned on criteria. What do I do? Do I push more for the person I want or will I cause an issue with the hiring manager? How do I get her to see this person’s value?

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This made me lol 😭

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Post a pic of your food and I’ll rate 1-10. Friday food party begins here 🍜

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Whoever said bumble bbfs was great couldn’t have been more right. It’s weird I’ve l been confident in how I look in the last few years but my personality and likability was put into question but instantly I seem to be receiving the friendship attention I like, 50+ likes by 4am on the first day, signed up at 2am. It’s kind of nice to make brand new friends without having a connection or a class together. Old friends and friends or friends sometimes benchmark you and don’t view the new you

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Why doesn’t iMessage have a mark as unread option

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Can I ask a cop to stay outside my door if I feel threatened at home?

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