What’s your petty classroom hill to die on? I’m usually pretty chill, but the second a student starts click-click-clicking an empty mechanical pencil while I’m teaching, it’s over. No lead? No pencil. I’ve got spares, but you better not argue with me about it. I know it’s small, but the sound drives me up the wall and somehow it always happens during direct instruction.

likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Thou shall not pack up early nor line go to the door early, thou shall be in thy seat when the bell rings.

like

SAME! It’s the what teachers know-will-happen-when-they-line-up-at-the-door misbehaviors:
“He’s touching me”
“There’s water all over the floor”
“Can we go? My phone says it’s time”

likehelpfulfunny

I love clicky pens. I had a student that I had 3 periods his senior yet. He would hide all my clicky pens during his TA period This was 10 years ago. I have threatened to send his 3 young children bulk size boxes of clicky pens.

likefunny

I don't do gum chewing in my classroom at all. I cannot stand to hear anyone smacking on gum and have no problems making kids get up and spit it out. It can be so distracting.

like

Students loudly and rudely yawning. I will stop talking, look directly at them with just a touch of a rueful expression and say, “You bore me too sometimes, but I don’t rudely yawn out loud, now do I?” Then I go back to teaching like it never happened. They almost never do it again. 😁

like

I check out their art kits and treat it like a text book, if you lose the carving tool, paint, brush etc then it sucks to suck and you have to pay for your own replacement. This was a step up from previous years when I had students go through a dozen brushes because they never cleaned them out or in one case the student practiced his "Karata (sp)" on it.

funny

probably who he was imitating

seating charts and/or moving chairs/stools to sit with friends.

I'm a building and anytime I go into a classroom, I make them match their seating charts. If the kids tell me that they are outdated or inaccurate in any way, I tell them they will match the charts available to me or get marked absent/written up.

If there's no seating chart and they try to move chairs or stools to congregate with their friends, I tell them point blank "If there isn't a chair where you want to sit, you can't sit there.

I'm not their parents or a custodian, and I absolutely refuse to re-set a classroom that has had all its furniture moved around.

Students who leave a mess. I have to be in the classroom all day. They enter the classroom clean. They should leave it the way they found it. I do NOT like cleaning up after them.

Banging on their desk with a pencil or marker to annoy their classmates and of course, me!

Related Posts

What should I expect during my call with Deloitte’s recruitment advisor? I received a verbal offer last week, and a meeting invite this week with the advisor. Is this typically where salary and signing bonus are negotiated? If so, can anyone share insights into the typical base range for experienced hires going into Consultant positions (2yrs experience w/ undergrad)?

like

Hi Fishes!! I have got an offer from Infosys for Gurgaon Location. Mostly everyone knows Infosys is not present in NCR location. Although, my offer letter mentions I will be working remotely and no need to come to office. Is there anyone else who is in the same situation, i.e from Gurgaon Location.

like

I got power and internet back last night but I have no pressing matters so my bosses don’t need to know that 🫣🤫

likefunny

Currently a paralegal at a small start up financial services company been there for just a little over a year. I wear “multiple hats” but more recently I’ve done a lot of PM work and some BA work. My position title is changing soon but I’m wondering how helpful that would be for wanting to go into PM work at a tech company. Anyone have any career pivot advice? (Also I’m only 1.5yrs old in my career so I’m definitely still new, and I have previous experience as a project assistant).

like

Any POC M&A midlevels here actually feel you are treated fairly? What firm? Have been at 2 firms and have lost hope any M&A groups exist that grant us the same grace and opportunities as others :/

likefunny

8 year android. current 16 ctc.
ibm offer 7b and 20. is it low? can i negotiate without counter offer?

like

Looking at Organizational Change Management Senior Consulting with Deloitte. Can anyone help with a referral? Thanks in advance!

like

Hi. Got an offer from CTS . Had a mismatch in my relevant experience. How long does it takes for CTS to release the new offer. Thanks.

like

I have a offer from hashmap for cloud engineer, they are saying that company is going to merge with NTT data? Is it true? I am not sure about hashmap as a company for job safety perspective

I’m brand spanking new to the “official” business analyst role and have my first functional requirements workshop any tips on how to make this a success?

Super anxious, nervous and everything else that’s involved.

Can someone refer me for a role in Gartner ? I have product management experience. And this role is in product management space. I have the Job ID.

like

See the George Floyd trial verdict will be announced in the next hour.

How are you counseling clients around this? Or, are you not counseling clients on this?

Curious to hear from the bowl.

likesmart

Any recommended study material for CIPP and/or CIPM (still debating the two)?

Hi all! As part of joining formalities, Barclays requires the document showing epfo linked with Aadhar. I have not linked aadhar with epfo. Only pan linked. Is there any alternatives available?
Also I tried aadhar seeding in Umang app, that too didnt work.

like

If your an experienced staff or senior with hedge- fund experience and want to move to Dallas, DM me to discuss discretely. Honestly great team. Turnover has been low for last 18 months at 10%. Compared to 40-50% in other places. Crazy hours feb-apr, 40 apr-jul, 45 in Aug, maybe 50-60 that last week of aug/ early sept. <40 post 9/15. We have a need at the senior level to fill a gap. Seniors help is needed everywhere so if your interested, come cash in your chips!

like

Does @Thoughtworks provide M1 mac pro or Intel Mac pro? Any option to request for M1?

like
like

When I was a device driver developer with 2 years relevant experience I had got calls from Nvidia and Qualcomm. Unfortunately I wasn't able to crack the interviews back then.

For next 5 years I worked mostly on application development and broadening my exposure. I am not getting even a single call from such companies now.

Is it a good idea to rebrand myself as a device driver developer so that I can get calls again?

like

What other companies are paying 120k+ for 3 years of experience in Charlotte? Need to see if I am getting a good market rate or need to look else where.

YOE: 8.5

Total Direct Compensation: 1.05 cr (25 Lac RSU)

Joining Bonus: 10 Lac.

New Joiners RSU: 33 Lac

like

Additional Posts in Teachers

What's your experience working with United Way?

like

Has anyone done online teaching with VipKid?
I’m considering it as a side job.
Any other ideas/suggestions would be great

like
like

Who thinks Betsey should resign?🙋‍♂️

likesmartupliftingfunny

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal