When you give the prosecutor your client’s sob story but still can’t get a better plea deal.

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Can confirm it is surgically removed as part of your employment contract…but also maybe the client is just an idiot…

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No man, my client is a good guy. He just partied to hard, stayed the night at his friends house, woke up early, grabbed the first pair of pants he could find because it was dark and he had to go, and he had no idea there was 7 grams of meth packaged for individual sale in his pocket when the cops pulled him over 9 hours later. #truestory

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Don’t be such a cop about it

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