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•             Deep understanding and hands-on experience with the Linux operating sys.

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Tmrw is my joining date with optum when will I receive joining formalities and onboarding procedure

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Unfortunately was dragged into an audit despite the fact I don’t work in audit. Why does audit RM say yeah your hours will be 50 hours/week when you’ll have to work way more to do the audit. Seems very dumb - if you have work do it, if not don’t work…

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Just a discussion thread, but I feel like this is a good bowl to ask this. Does anyone else look at the vast majority of folks around you and think “damn, we are so over leveraged as a society?” Or am I just crazy?

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Any reviews on British petroleum. I have scheduled interview with them. Any pointers please.

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Is infosys has the policy if someone resign or leave Infosys they will not able to join witch companies till 6 months or n number of months? Any ideas about this guys? Infosys Infosys Limited

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I'm 6 months old at D! Planning early promotion next year.. counselor and pm both are backing me.. I need to go to India for at least 4 weeks in Dec ... most probably would be rolling off from current project by then .. would this vacation hurt my promotion chances coz of utilization etc?

I'm overworked and I miss my family. I know some states are talking about "reopening" but I don't see an end to this.

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Did anyone use the career assistance for spouse in the relo package? Is it worth it?

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Have people been getting bonuses or mid year raises now? Saw something on a Deloitte bowl I thought.

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Advice for interviewing at Spotify? It’s for a contract role and there is only one round of interviewing.

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Anyone stuck in an unhappy marriage? How do you deal with loneliness of this profession and complicated family life

Are there any RPA UiPath openings in any of the big 4? Is lateral recruitment happening for these roles? Thanks in Advance

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What salary can I demand from PayPal india for 7.5 years of experience??

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Hi Fishes, I need your suggestions as I am confused between companies. Tech stack- ServiceNow, YOE-3.5
Deloitte India -12 fixed+ 2JB
EY India -11fixed+50k
Kpmg india-11.8 fixed+ 1JB
Accenture-11 fixed+ 2.2JB
Please help me to choose considering all parameters.

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Does anyone know how many rounds of interview are done in PWC?

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Industry vs. academic research, what have your experiences in either been like and which do you prefer?

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Hi all! I’m inclined on taking up the CIPM training and certification exam. I’m already a certified Data Protection Officer in the Philippines. I intend on skipping CIPP as it applies to the US and EU.

How difficult was the exam? Can you share your experience studying for the CIPM exam? Is it advisable to skip CIPP?

Many thanks in advance.

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Calm down! :))

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