Aloha. Autoincorrect strikes again.

CSM or PSM 1?

Fellow fishes. Can anyone help me out with what a competitive day rate would be for a freelance creative director in Detroit? Thanks in advance for your help.

Grinder is so much more convenient for hookups. Anything similar for straight men?

The stock markets seem to be reaching new highs everyday and are bound for a correction. Do you think it would be wise to hold off on further investments till the market corrects the valuations ?

Husband and I are planning to rent a car (we wipe the entire inside and handles down with bleach wipes) and drive to a state over (only 5 hours, no pit stops) to pod up with my parents for a month or two. We will be wearing masks and social distancing with my parents until everyone is tested and confirmed negative. My husband goes to the grocery store once a week, other than that we do not interact with others and have taken the pandemic very seriously. Is this a bad idea? Second guessing myself

"How do the markets respond when the POTUS is retweeting terrorist propaganda?" Was never something that I expected to discover the answer to...

Interviewing for an SE position and have my final demo in a few weeks. Any trailhead modules I should check out to get more prepared/confident? Thank you in advance!

How’s everyone holding up?

My wife just passed her echo sonography boards in NY and looking for entry level roles in Bergenfield NJ area. Anyone here have recruiter info ?

Anyone here have any experience working for a major news publication? I’d like to know if that’s a goal worth pursuing and hear some stories.

An order by President Trump will temporarily limit a variety of visas, including some that immigrants use to enter the U.S. to do work ranging from landscaping to tech.

Buying a house with monthly expense of $4900, although my current rent is only $2350. My total HHI with my husband is about $310K. I’m feeling weary of spending this much but we live in a HCOL area near a major city and we have high taxes. It’s hard to find anything decent under $800K. Should I just suck it up in order to be a homeowner?

Is there a definitive guide to cost of living? The obvious cost of living centers (SF, NYC, LA etc.) get covered a lot, but I’m wondering where my city falls. It’s a modest Midwest city with ~100k residents but is a relatively touristy spot. It often feels like a MCOL area but I’m not sure how to adequately judge that, and it would be helpful to know when comparing salaries and the like.

5-4-3-2-1 grounding exercise

Engage all five senses and mindfully notice five things you can see, four things you can touch, three things you can hear, two things you can smell, and one thing you can taste. Go in any order that makes sense for you and your current situation — no pressure

I received an offer from Optum on the first day of joining of another organization. The offer is much much better than at which I have joined. I am really feeling low. What should I do?

Hi, Are there any video to help with case studies for power day at capital one . Really appreciate if anyone who went through it provides their materiel . I am new to consulting cases . Thank you

Anyone know what kind of experience or certifications I should be aiming to get if I'm trying to break into a pentest role? I just graduated last year and have about a year of sysadmin experience and am trying to get into it asap. So, I'm already applying/job hunting and probably won't get much replies but. Should I be looking at more security analyst/admin roles first? Going for certs? Getting a masters? Wondering what I can do to improve my chances. TIA

Grown men should not be allowed to wear shorts other than while participating in athletic activities. Makes them look like overgrown boys.

JPM money laundering? I think you have us mixed up w CS or HSBC? Our kyc is no joke

Talking about shoddy practices, welcome Wells Fargo 🐟

Lol damn sooooon

@ib do u want to actually contribute bro

/the 7 people that upvoted it. Too many consumers around here!!!

^^^^ Don't you have some offshore money to launder? Sorry for the late reply, I was busy getting paid twice what you make.

How are these finance memes??

LMAO Moelis juniors DO NOT get paid twice. Dude's hallucinating as a result of severe sleep deprivation at the sweatshop