Apart from everything else wrong with Cooley, they are also the stingiest firm! I lateraled recently and my prior firm gave out nice gifts for the holidays (branded sweaters, backpacks, blankets). Meanwhile, Cooley has an internal store where you can purchase a Cooley paper gift bag for $2.77 lollll

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I don’t care for swag but have tried to get a law firm branded mug from every firm I have worked for

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I just stole it from the office

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I didn’t even know it was a thing for firms to give firm schwag as a holiday gift on top of the cash bonuses.

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Cooley doesn’t give bonuses during the holidays. Least they could do is throw me a Cooley branded mug to catch my tears

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My V50 law firm gives nothing at the holidays (except bonuses). I think this is more common than people realize.

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I would hope Cooley wasn’t splurging on useless expenses like branded swag so soon after layoffs.

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Yeah didn’t they just cut like 80 associates? I feel like any swag is not a good look

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Lol you’ll get a Christmas Patagonia jacket. It arrives in like March just gotta wait…

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We got nothing at our firm too

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In the past when I’ve gotten firm-branded stuff, it’s been medium-quality stuff that is lower quality than the things I usually use, but not so bad that I wouldn’t feel guilty tossing it. So then I’m stuck with medium-quality backpacks, thermoses, and blankets I can’t offload.

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I'd rather we all (including associates, counsel, staff, and whoever else) get more cash than swag that 5% of people want and 0.1% of people would wear anywhere other than to the office.

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We don’t need anymore dumb stuff. Pay me

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I don't think WSGR has given anything so far. Goodwin gave something lame.

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A6, yes it was salt and pepper things! What a weird idea 😂

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Do you really need from branded swag? Is that what keeps you up at night?

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Yes. It’s what has kept me here these 9 long years.

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Didn’t they give an ipad last year

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Cooley NoCal got iPads last year

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I don't think random Holiday gifts are the norm (especiallyfor CA firms). Nothing at Fenwick entire time I've been here

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Loeb gave $150 on Amazon. Last year it was Goldbelly.

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I’d be so down for Goldbelly.

The head of my group sent me a Christmas card 😂

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Yeah nothing for me here at my V50.

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I lateraled and found the same thing (at a v50 nyc)

GT gave me a mug. Lol

Nothing at my V20

GT send a holiday email card

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