Battle royale, which F500 CEO is your champion? Money has no influence.

I’ll start, Jeff Bezos is my champion. Pure physicality and oddly deep voice

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Pure physicality? Jeff Bezos is a 5’7” manlet

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That’s just a young Jeffery. Years of dedication crafted this bod

Karen Lynch's got the crazy eyes, man..

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Those are some big eyes

Jeff ain’t a ceo though

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Dang you right. Alright I’ll go with Stefan Larson. He’s a lanky boy so it’ll be hard to estimate his reach

Jamie Dimon or David Solomon

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David look stronk

Carol Tome - I used to work at THD, would not want to be on the wrong side with her

She has that Deidre vibe from Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.

Elon musk

Nobody would fight Elon and his BDE. If they challenge him, he’s gonna bang their SO.

Julie Sweet!

Mark Zuckerberg. Hands down. Have y’all seen the videos of him sparring doing BJJ?

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Tim Apple

Jim U @ CAT

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