Anyone else watching the US Open this evening? Who are you rooting for? 🇺🇸 🇪🇸

I recently received a VP offer at AlixPartners, can someone at AP help me understand this new profit sharing/ longevity bonus they have? The HR rep was not very clear given how new it is. I presume it is additive to any annual bonus or 401k match, correct? How does it work? How long is the vesting period? Etc.

Looking for advice on some resources or suggestions on how to start with programming for GPUs. I am 7 years into coding and I don’t know a thing about GPUs! I don’t know why this subject is not taught in schools.
Appreciate your support in helping me learn!

Any CDD / M&A Strategy fish willing to chat?

What’s the going hourly rate for freelance consulting on Brand Positioning work in San Francisco?

Book recommendations for a vacation?

Moved to industry recently. I used to feel super guilty and anxious if I stepped away from my computer even for a bit. I had a micromanager prior to my current job which I think is why I still feel guilty if I’m not always online. Even for stepping away for lunch, I make sure I’m always checking my teams app on my phone in case something pops up. But they don’t, because people value their WLB here. How do I stop feeling so anxious or guilty whenever I take some time for myself?

Is there anyway to tell if your work product isn’t measuring up? Would the partner straight up tell you that your work sucks? This is me running on the assumption that some comments are normal...

Looking for a job for one of my friend for Visual designer/Digital illustrator role. Kindly let me know in case anyone is hiring for the same !!
Work exp : 5 years
Current location : Bangalore

Hi Fishes !!!

I'm looking for a job referral for an entry level project management and market research job profile. I have 10 months of experience and available for immediate joining.

Openings for Graphic Designer with 5+ yrs of experience.

DM for referral or Suggest your friends as well.

DM for Company name & Other details 🤝

Hello,

I work in Accenture for Microsoft as an Incident Manager role. How can I secure a job in Microsoft directly and get a role with my current experience in Incident Management?

Open for suggestions 😊

RKT, any thoughts?

Best YouTube channel to learn Salesforce?

Information needed on Wells Fargo chennai projects tech stack. Does any of the projects have the latest tech stack. I heard most of the projects are running on the legacy stack.

I will be looking for an opportunity on java 8, spring boot, microservice backend stack. 9+ yoe. Please throw some light on what tech stack is used in project and are they latest?! Thanks in advance @wells fargo wf wellsfargo

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What's the best piece of advice or wisdom you've received about negotiating a raise or salary? Drop it here and help another user!

Are there mid day networking events? An extroverted friend in a new-to-them remote role has recently realized they miss people though they like the work & employer. Any suggested mid day networking events or other ideas?

Can anyone who currently works for Amazon shed some light on the pay schedule. I’ve been told it’s monthly by one person but everything on Google says it varies. Any clarity would be super helpful! Thanks.

Just watched Humankind on Netflix. Its about editing genes, CRISPR CAS9 and so on. The thought was posed "imaging having the body of a 25 year old with the experience of a 130 year old." This thought is so seductive to me that I would be a test subject.

Are red flags a 🚩?

i hate this.

I want a baby 😭

After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.

Anyone knows how to open a non-profit company?

Question: do guys like glasses on women?

What’s the minimum amount of money you’ll accept to cut off the tip of your left pinky finger? What about toe 😂? Was talking to some colleagues and they were willing to cut off an entire arm/leg for $250k. I was horrified lol

@ PE folks, do you think it’s weird if a new member of your Big Law team of lawyers sends you a LinkedIn request as soon as she starts working with you? Is it less weird if I wait?

(The confession is that I eventually want to go in-house at this PE firm, so I want them to like me 😅)

Played hooky for 4 days (caregiving), came back today and haven't done anything other than listening in 3 meetings, but still getting paid for all 40hrs this week 🙏🙏

So thankful right now for WFH and joining a company with paid time off for the first time

Ladies, sometimes we like our hair pulled a little too

Would you quit your job if you suddenly were given 10 million dollars? Why or why not? What would you pursue instead?

I’m so grumpy about new campus hires. Sometimes I’m judgmental (your hobby is “working on your golf swing,” really?). Sometimes I’m just exhausted by the worried earnestness. Sometimes I’m amazed that they seem to have zero useful skills, yet they’ll be making 150k easily in the not too distant future.

If you met someone that checked off all the boxes besides from sexually could you see yourself being with them longterm? In a bit of a pickle ATM

I made a joke about my ex getting hit by a car
2 weeks later it actually happened
To be honest, I don't really care

I’ve accepted I suck at work. And I don’t know what people get from humiliating or criticizing you to the point you think you are worthless.

I’m a guy and sometimes I sit when I pee so that I make less of a mess and have to clean my bathroom less frequently. On the same note, I usually shit standing up which tends to be much messier

Can anyone help me with a referral to a fully remote job? My social anxiety is getting out of control being hybrid. I'm a cute girl and I've been harassed in the past and I just can't get past it.

New guilty pleasure: Indian Matchmaking on Netflix