For my fellow males out there, when did you realize/know you were packing or not?

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When I got asked “is it in yet?” for the 96th time

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Ouchhh damn damn…. Sorry bud lmao

Women usually let you know when you're hitting cervix

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I don’t like my cervix getting bashed.

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When they say how cute it is 😭

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Ahhh nahhh lmaoo

Heat?

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I know, was just being Sarcastic with Gary

When they made this sign 🤏🏽

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Ruthless 🤣

Freshman year at my new high school. After sports I noticed (a) the older guys weren’t packing as much and (b) the WTF looks on their faces as I went to the showers. Subsequently confirmed by girls as I got older.

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Just checking to see if visuals have been added.

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When we made a video of her giving me a blowjob, and I saw I could visually compare to a lot of porn actors. I knew my length was above average, 7”, but didn’t realize how girthy i was until I saw it up close and in action.

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I usually don’t say a word about a guys member if it’s small. I feel like it’s disrespectful. If it’s perfect or way too big, then I say something.

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When I had an ex beg me to come back because she missed it

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🔝 dawg lol that would make them forget all principles and standards sometimes lmaooo

Just a few years ago.

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Just now🧐

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Girl I had some fun with a few years out of college said I had a very thick member

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I didn't feel bad about myself that's for sure.

When every girl I’ve been with swore she orgasmed for sure

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Ah, forgive me for not catching that. Glad we agree.

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Many women have told me I have the perfect di@k

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After a few of these moments - I’ll leave it up to your imagination which way it went

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This is one of my favorite movies

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68% of us are between 4.5 and 6.5

I feel like two inches in this department is pretty substantial lol

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I was getting busy with someone and all I could hear was “harder, harder”. I felt like shit because I gave her every inch I had L I T E R A L L Y

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Terra / LUNA news real problem or FUD?

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I have an offer from deutsche Telekom and Mckinsey and Company both for the role of Software Developer. Which should I join ? Which company has better Work culture?

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I have an offer from a start-up which I will be joining next week. Even though I got a hike more than 100% ( current tc: 6lpa, new tc:14lpa) and changed to sde role I am still not satisfied. Seeing all those comp posts on leetcode I felt I can be one of them. But now I am feeling left behind and not able to move on. I know I have no dev experience. But every other person is getting tc more than 25. How can I get rid of this FOMO and focus on learning and growth. Drop your advice in comments sec.

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What’s the average compensation for an Account Executive?

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What will be in hand salary for this salary structure?

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Been with my current company 5 years now. I run my own team but have a micromanaging boss who likes to create chaos for me. He also exhibits stalker like behavior by looking up my family online (addresses, emails, phone numbers, FB/Twitter accounts, you name it) and driving by my house and commenting on things I was doing during the weekend or after work. I am fed up with it and am starting to apply elsewhere. I don’t think I’ll be able to get the same total comp though. More in comments..

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What should be the salary slab for 9.5 years experience working as a Test lead and having good knowledge in automation testing and E2E testing?

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Where are my swing traders at??

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Who's got the most fishbowl points?

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L on the Carmines.
L on the Griffeys.
Finally gave in and paid $50 over retail for the Neon Air Max 95s

I hate it here.

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Hello Everyone, please find the current opening for Mitratech

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I got an offer from UST global for 32.5 lpa (31 fixed +1.5 lpa VP) + 2 lac JB for technical lead 1 position.

Is the offer good for tech lead 1 ?

i am also holding an offer from
CBRE for 28fixed +2lac JB

Could someone please suggest about work culture, annual hikes and job security for UST ??UST Global CBRE

Techstack: Java backend, microservice
YOE : 7 years

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Currently interviewing for an L4 engagement manager role. Salary range is for this role?

Does Zoom have an employee referral program? If yes, can someone refer me to an open position? Please reach out if so. Zoom

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Worst migraine ever. Still got it since Wednesday night

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What do consultants do? I see Consultant titles pop up on here all the time and wonder what do y’all do? What are you consulting on? Seems interesting but i I googled and am still confused.

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when we bought our house the previous owner had cameras all over the inside of the house. later we found out there was a murder in our house before them. tonight i found tool marks on the inside of our door frames…creepy

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My back hurts so I’ve been laying on the floor looking at Fishbowl all day instead of doing my job.

Anyone have any good office chair recos for sedentary potatoes that wfh?

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What work/life event (if any) made you arrive to the conclusion “this is just a job”? How old were you? At what point in your career / How many years of tenure?
How did your attitude towards work and work-life balance change?
Have you ever revisited or regretted your conclusion? Why/why not?

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Why did I just listen to that Jeffrey Bezos song. Stuck in my head. 🤦‍♂️

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Sometimes when I make a mistake at work I feel like I am not good enough for the job while other times I take it as “let’s do better next time.” Would love to find a balance between the two feelings.

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Grinder is so much more convenient for hookups. Anything similar for straight men?

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Everytime I’m riding high, getting good work done, my boss has to come in and ruin the mood. Every time. Here’s to spending the rest of my day eating ice cream and watching tv while still working but less than before

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Question: do guys like glasses on women?

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I have a serious concern. I am a 23 year old male and still suffer from bedwetting issues and I am just done with this at this point. Does anyone know why this happens or the cause of it? Appreciated

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First in my family to go to college, parent is abusive so I have no safety net & had no help. Worked full time all through college & still graduated with 30k in debt. I’ve been paying really aggressively on my private loans since the federal pause and I checked today and I now only owe 2800 in private. Pretty sure I owe 11k in fed & I qualify for the 10k. Honestly trying not to cry from sheer relief.

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The new company I’m at now sent me an email from an email address that was HR@companyName.careers saying I was accepted for the position. They gave me paperwork to fill out and sign to accept the position

I fill out the paperwork and send it back to them and it goes through… then a few days later I go back to the email to say something else and I get this…?
Then today I got a check from the company In the mail to setup my home office, and it’s signed by someone I’ve never met before or heard of…?

What…..

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How many of you do some bicep curls before going out on a date?

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Can I over boil my pasta water?

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My confession is I have always had very competetive and hardworking close friends around me with whom I felt amazing to compete, do more and be the best. A few years back we all made to different countries, now I achieve far less than my potential and find it hard to be as efficient as before. How to fix this?

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In an attempt to be healthier, I built a permanent standing desk. Now, once every couple hours my Apple Watch reminds me “it’s time to stand up” and I feel superior to all those chair sitters out there.

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I have to stop drinking if I am ever going to lose these 35 lbies…

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I have Covid. I am on day 3 and still getting sicker. Vaccinated and boosted. I feel like everyone just moved on, including myself, and disregard this as a threat. My office says it’s just a cold and I should be able to work from home. It’s not just a cold.

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