For my fellow males out there, when did you realize/know you were packing or not?

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When I got asked “is it in yet?” for the 96th time

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Ouchhh damn damn…. Sorry bud lmao

Women usually let you know when you're hitting cervix

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I don’t like my cervix getting bashed.

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When they say how cute it is 😭

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Ahhh nahhh lmaoo

Heat?

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I know, was just being Sarcastic with Gary

When they made this sign 🤏🏽

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Ruthless 🤣

Freshman year at my new high school. After sports I noticed (a) the older guys weren’t packing as much and (b) the WTF looks on their faces as I went to the showers. Subsequently confirmed by girls as I got older.

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Just checking to see if visuals have been added.

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When we made a video of her giving me a blowjob, and I saw I could visually compare to a lot of porn actors. I knew my length was above average, 7”, but didn’t realize how girthy i was until I saw it up close and in action.

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I usually don’t say a word about a guys member if it’s small. I feel like it’s disrespectful. If it’s perfect or way too big, then I say something.

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When I had an ex beg me to come back because she missed it

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🔝 dawg lol that would make them forget all principles and standards sometimes lmaooo

Just a few years ago.

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Just now🧐

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Girl I had some fun with a few years out of college said I had a very thick member

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I didn't feel bad about myself that's for sure.

When every girl I’ve been with swore she orgasmed for sure

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Ah, forgive me for not catching that. Glad we agree.

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Many women have told me I have the perfect di@k

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68% of us are between 4.5 and 6.5

I feel like two inches in this department is pretty substantial lol

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I was getting busy with someone and all I could hear was “harder, harder”. I felt like shit because I gave her every inch I had L I T E R A L L Y

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