Copywriter: Hi, can I please get a computer monitor for my desk?

[5 months later]
Sure! Here’s one we found in a dumpster behind the building.

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I prefer viewing my thesaurus and rhymezone tabs on a big screen okay? 👋🏼

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Here’s a stack of computer paper and an old PC keyboard with the shift key missing. You’re good now, right?

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Oh, the internet is out? Good thing you’re just a writer. 😒🤬😑

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But, all you need is a pen and paper.

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Brag much?

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Everyone seems to think copywriters don’t need monitors. Like they’re completely useless to us

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Managed to get a monitor and MacBook Pro. I demand this be the standard wherever I go.

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Here’s a safety pin. A little blood goes a long way.

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