Creative and fun ways to get out a squatter… I’ll go first. So you can legally store animals in a house ofc, so I’d buy a bunch of snakes and store them in my property with the squatter, forcing them to leave. Anyone got good ones?

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.... a shotgun? But I don't live in California so maybe it's just easier here.

Yeah man I get what you're asking for. You want some stupid hack like people talk about with the bat habitats / radio signals and their local hoa or whatever. I'm just giving you realistic practical advice on how to handle a squatters.

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