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Cuts out the middle men when the lawyers just botch the surgery themselves.

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I worked for a super old school partner in Big Law (he was 70+) who would tell this to just about every potential client, regardless of what it was.

"Oh, you need some attorneys who do X? As a matter of fact we almost exclusively do X. Most of my colleagues built their entire careers around X."

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I think I've been to this hospital.

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Oh my gosh! Hahaha. This had me wheezing.

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What a strange way to phrase it. Pretty funny though lol

I need to talk to the families who have been in that Hospital. I need clients of at least 10 people by the beginning of January. I think that one right there is a good sign.

Hahahahahahaha! I guess if it gets people talking. 🤔

Hahaha. I bet this got a lot of attention. Give your advertising team a raise!

Hahaha. Let me know which hospital you have the most clients. Asking for a friend. LOL

Well that's not a very good advertising scheme. But then again, what do I know? lol

Just basically a lawsuit waiting to happen. hope they have good lawyers haha

Hmm something doesn't seem right but I can't quite put my finger on it lol, this was a good one haha

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I was listening to a Mufti Menk lecture yesterday on this topic. Surah Nashra is also about burdens we bear. Within this Surah,Allah SWT speaks about how He is the one that granted the cure, purity, and strength after the backs were about to break. Allah SWT takes us to this point to refine us. We never know our capabilities until we are tested and challenged. This is when we realize we can do it and we can get through it 🫶🏻! IA you got this 🫶🏻!

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