Dear folks,

IM is for pings, not emails. Please keep it short.

Thank you,
Yours truly.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Sorry how do you ban a company?

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Sorry, OP. Over the past 2 weeks, half of your firm has posted “not memes” to the meme bowl. The rest of the consulting world has been trying to coach your group through this blind spot.

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Dear Deloitte representatives,

The meme bowl is for memes, not garbage. Please keep it relevant.

Thank you,
Yours truly.

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How do you ban someone?

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Yo lemme just write my email in the subject line real quick

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Simple. You outsource banning.

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Alright my bad. New to the app & this bowl. Sorry

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Icmp is for pings IM is for instant messaging

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Lol. Please email all Deloitte. Nothing funnier than all of your consultants getting emails at once. <true story>

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