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It will scale 😂

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Once built a PowerPoint that generated slides for every row in an Excel sheet, just because client kept asking for more info in a deck/changing the template

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I made a PowerShell script to make a folder tree because my client wanted everything in folders with subfolders it gets really annoying when you have Names like: 17-5-6 - Reasonable Expectations

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It’s still a positive ROI the minute you have to do 1441th repetition.

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I'm looking for job referral for the PMO role.

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Is there a minimum period you have to be working at kpmg in order to start looking to explore internal moves - from client facing to internal specifically ?

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⚠️Toxicity Alert ⚠️

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The pandemic took all the upside of an IB analyst life (client meetings in person, fancy trips, suit up, worshiped at networking events) and left all the juniors with the downside (long hours, monkey-like type of job, aggressive work environment).

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