I’m not sure how old/accurate this is but Accenture… damn

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I myself am into bisexual lions as well

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They need to be saved. It's important work.

Take the Accenture carat, rotate it 90 degrees so it’s pointing up, and insert another L between bismuth and lithium.

That’ll be $250k, please.

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Billions and billions

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I’d say circa 2017?

I would agree this came out of the project to bring Dow into a global instance of SAP which finished 2016/2107. I remember them rolling this out at the account

Didn’t they run this campaign in 2010 too? Looks like an old Accenture/SAP airport ad to me!

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