Do you work here? No, I am just extremely bored...

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i once worked at autozone and went to walmart to grab some stuff for dinner after my shift. my uniform at the time was black pants and a grey polo that had “Autozone” written on it. I had an old lady ask me where something was in the store and i had told her i didnt work there. She got incredibly angry and said “then don’t come in here dressed like that.”

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I've had to hold my tongue so many times when asked that question. I've wanted to tell people I work here if somebody's looking. Or no, I don't work here, I just think the polo shirt looks good on me. Holding on to the job matters, though, so I usually say, yes and offer to help.

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It’s not always obvious whether someone works at a place or not. Just let them ask lol

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I almost preferred when we had uniforms for that reason. Some people just use it more as a greeting than a genuine question, but now they really don’t know, since we are wearing regular clothes.

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worked at a well known pet store chain. I was wearing the uniform of the pet store, I was shloulder deep in a fish tank cleaning it. and was asked that. like nah lady I. just enjoy coming in and petting the fish...

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"Do you work here"
No, I just love this place so much I come here to hang out and wear their logo huge on my back and a name tag.
🤦‍♀️😂

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Smart move! I do say I'm kidding yes I do, how may I help you today? We both have a laugh and I help if I can.

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I wish the people that come into my work had that kind of sense of humor. Some do but most... Not so much. 😅

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Yes, I am ready.

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Do you work here? No I'm just a big fan

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