Does this just sound wrong to anyone else?

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Insure me zaddy 🥹👉👈

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At least they didn't call it Daddy

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I don't know. "Papa Pals" sounds worse.

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“You are like PAPA!”

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Will they come in and wash my dishes because they've been there for too long 👀

Oh I'll enjoy my 36 hours with Papa alright...

Ha I know one of the guysthat started this. It’s actually a serving a wonderful purpose for elderly individuals that are isolated or alone.

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When you have better ideas and definitely don’t need to cheat to win

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Recommendations for firms to look into in South FL? I'm in Ft. Lauderdale but am open to Boca or Miami. I'm a first year associate in ID (coverage issues) but really would prefer transactional work. More importantly though, I'm looking for companies who pay relatively well (doesn't necessarily have to be market), are open to remote/hybrid work, aren't sweatshops. I'd settle for insurance work if theres good WLB & $$$ lol

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Like a dumb dumb took an offer with a foreign startup rather then T2 firm 6 months ago and now I’m 1.5 years out of college with decent experience but it’s all over the place and ranges from niche technical consulting to broad client facing market research and strategy. Having a really hard time qualifying the gems of experience in the heaps of random stuff I’ve done and could use some help. Anyone willing to help w/ my resume for some side $ reccomend a service ? All input appreciated!

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So I dated a girl last year then things didn’t work out but we remained friends and kept in touch throughout the year (also meet up for coffee, beach day, etc) but nothing ever happened after we called it off. Now she moved to the city where I live and her parents came visiting her. She wanted them to meet me. She was really happy and she wanted to go out for lunch all together again. (Continue below)

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Christmas gift ideas for men ?

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Is it a red flag if someone says they don’t believe in self help books like Atomic Habits, Attached, etc?

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Does anyone remember in grade school when one of the assignments was during the time scientists announced Pluto was not a planet and some teachers had us write essays and whether Pluto should or shouldn’t be a planet using so scientific based arguments? I panicked daily about the state of our education system in America.

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What is considered as high income earners in HCOL? I often see people saying they're high income earners in HCOL in this bowl, but I'm confused what is considered as high income earners nowadays.

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